What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
fulfill a lifelong dream
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Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...