What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...