Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...