Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...