Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...