Like Spaghetti
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Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
The Christmas airport
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2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Christmas downsizing
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...