Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...