Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...