Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....