In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...