Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...