When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....