Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...