Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...