A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
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Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
How did Captain Hook die?
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pretty little head
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