yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Sexually active
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Problems remembering
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Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
I’ll tell them slowly
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State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Try to explain women
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