Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...