blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...