Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...