On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...