Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!