Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...