More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...