Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...