What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...