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Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
A hamster!
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Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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How does a women hold her liquor?
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Breast Awareness
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A missing person
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Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...