He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...