My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!