The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...