Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...