Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...