What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...