Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...