Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...