Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...