I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...