Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Caring for floppy disks
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...