Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...