What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Polish Girl Does Tradein
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Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...