A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...