Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...