Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...