Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...