ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...