Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.