One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...