Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...