Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...