What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...