Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...