yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...