The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....