Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...