Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....